She was such a clever little doughnut, she thought.
This way, she wouldn’t have to change any words.
Fu Xiaotuanzi crawled happily into bed and wrapped her little blanket tightly around her to sleep.
The next morning, she was up at six o’clock.
No one was awake at this hour, so Fu Xiaotuanzi slipped out cautiously and pushed open the door to Fu Qianyu’s bedroom next door.
Fu Shangyu was sleeping.
Even in his sleep, his round face was taut and serious.
This was something that Fu Xiaotuanzi had been struggling with.
Why was her brother so sleepy?
Why did he learn bad habits from her mama?
Fu Shangyu usually doesn’t talk or smile either, except when he’s eating chips and some small snacks.
Fu Xiaotuanzi is righteous and tells him that he can’t eat snacks.
She circled around Fu Shangyu’s bed to the left and right, blinking before slowly pulling a small round ball out of her pocket and throwing it to the floor.
Then, as fast as she could, Fu Xiaoyuan ran out of the bedroom.
Three seconds later, there was a “poof” farting sound.
The ball burst open and the whole bedroom was filled with a wonderful smell.
Fu Xiaoyuanzi crouched on the floor and covered her ears in time.
But he still couldn’t stop Fu Shanyu’s voice from gritting his teeth: “Fu, Changle, Le!”
“Brother, I can’t hear you, I’m going to school!” Fu Xiaotuanzi covered his ears and ran outside, super loud, “Eh, brother, did you fart, it stinks, I’m going to tell grandma!”
Fu Shangyu: “……”
He, can he change his sister.
Obviously he just came out a minute earlier than her.
Fu Xiaotuanzi happily finished her breakfast, picked up her little schoolbag and stood in the courtyard waiting.
It was still early at this hour, so she got bored and crouched under a tree to watch the ants.
Until the sound of footsteps rang out.
Fu Xiaotuanzi immediately stood up, “Poopy!”
When she looked up, she saw a doll’s face, and it wasn’t Fu Yunshen.
Fu Xiaotuanzi scratched her head, her face full of confusion, “Eh?”
“Changle, your dad went to see your mum today and has to pick up your mum to come back.” Qin Lingyan bent down, “How about uncle sending you to kindergarten so he can pick you up?”
Fu Xiaotuanzi hugged her little school bag tightly and took a step back warily, “No no, Auntie Yu said you are a dog, people don’t get along with dogs, what if you turn me into a dog if you get along more.”
This would make her the same as her brother, her pride as a human being could never be broken.
Qin Lingyan: “……”
f*ck.
What do you mean he’s a dog.
A single dog is a human being too!
There is no humanity!
Qin Lingyan was also sad.
It had been three years, his sister’s child had been born, and he was still alone.
What kind of world was this?
Before Qin Lingyan could say anything, he was pushed by someone.
It was Xiu Yu.
She jumped down from the bicycle and took off her sungla*ses, “Climb, go aside, I’ll see Changle off.”
Qin Lingyan: “…… What about your family group, don’t care?”
Xiu Yu completely ignored Qin Lingyan and picked up Fu Xiaotuanzi: “Changle, how about auntie sending you to kindergarten?”
Finally she had caught a break.
On weekdays, she didn’t even have time to get close to the little dumpling.
Fu Xiaotuanzi tilted her little head, torn, “Eh, but you’re a dog too, Auntie Yu.”
Xiu Yu: “……”
Qin Lingyan burst out laughing, “Pfft ……”
“Laugh your sister!” Xiu Yu’s eyes were cold, “I’m only in my early twenties, you’re already in your third year, crawl, I’m not the same as you.”
Qin Lingyan: “……”
Eventually, the two reached an agreement to send Fu Xiaotuanzi to school together.
After she turned in her essay, she built blocks with the silly kids in her cla*s.
It was close to the end of the school day when Teacher Xu started to look at today’s homework.
Although Fu Xiaotuanzi is only three years old, she has been practising her handwriting since she was a child and her handwriting is very good, even neater than the adults’.
Every time Teacher Xu looked at Fu Xiaotuanzi’s writing, she could not help but marvel at it and just found it pleasing to the eye.
Until she saw the content of the composition.
“This child, why hasn’t she changed it?” Teacher Xu was in a headache, “Usually she seems quite obedient, but she’s very stubborn at critical moments.”
“And she wrote that her mother is the first researcher of the cosmic carrier experiment project?” The female teacher got up, “I’ll see what she wrote.”
The other teachers from several other cla*ses also became interested and gathered around.
After reading a few paragraphs of the main text, they were silent in unison: “……”
They found that there was a bit too much jargon for them to quite understand.
“This should be copied from the internet, right?” The female teacher spoke uncertainly, “She’s only three years old, how would she know this? And to write two thousand words?”
That’s about the word count for a college elective paper.
“I’ll go talk to her about it.” Teacher Xu nodded, “It must be original.”
As she was about to call Fu Xiaotuanzi over, Teacher Xu’s eyes glanced over inadvertently and saw the title she had been ignoring.
She thought that since the body of Fu Xiaotuanzi’s composition had not been changed, the title would be of little use.
But now, there were three extra words in the title, a name.
Teacher Xu froze as she looked at the name, her brain suddenly chauffeured.
When several teachers saw her not move, they also followed her gaze and coincidentally saw the name Ying Zigui.
“……”
There was silence all around.
It was a long, long time before Teacher Xu’s body shook.
She jerked her head up and her voice trembled: “Is …… that the Miss Ying? Is it the Miss Ying that we know?”
Ying Zidian.
This name was unknown to everyone in China.
Another teacher gulped: “The surname Ying, it’s rare, it’s basically gone now, there shouldn’t be any duplicate names.”
There are no duplicates.” The one who has made a mark in scientific research and has this name is unique in China.
What’s more, Ying Zidian’s field of development is not only scientific research.
As we all know, she is also the wife of the CEO of the venus group and has a major entertainment company, First Light Media, under her.
Most importantly, she has a strong relationship with the Laurent family and Norton University.
The year before last, Norton University celebrated its school year and the mysterious president showed up for the first time to get married.
Not to mention the students, even the professors didn’t expect their headmaster to be so young.
At Norton and Sinai’s wedding, naturally, Ying Zigui was invited.
Ying Zidian even made a speech.
Of course, these things are not clear to ordinary people.
Not everyone is entitled to a pa*s to Norton University.
But the news mentioned that Ying Zigei was present at the wedding of the head of the Laurent family.
There is a lot of speculation as to how these people got together.
It was only yesterday that Ying Zidian was number one on Weibo because Chorlight Media had sent another film for review for the iff Golden Awards.
After Shang Yaozhi won the International Film Awards, it is once again possible for Primeval Media to win all the iff awards this year.
The internet was buzzing with discussion.
Such a divine big shot, Ms Xu never thought she would come into contact with in reality one day.
But when she looked closely, Fu Changle did look very much like Ying Ziyi.
Most importantly, the surname is Fu.
Fu Yunshen, the executive chairman of the venus group.
The female teacher murmured, “No wonder, the head teacher said at the time that we shouldn’t ask or pry about anything.”
This news was really too explosive.
Teacher Xu took a deep breath and trembled, “So, Miss Ying also joined the cosmic carrier experiment?”
No one could answer her, this was not an area they could touch.
**
Outside the kindergarten.
A figure stood long and jade.
Fu Yunshen was leaning against the wall, his long legs slightly bent.
Although he was wearing a mask, it was hard to hide his aura.
Fu Xiaotuanzi’s eyes lit up.
Her dad was finally here!
“Changle, your dad is so handsome.” Next to her, a little girl spoke in a whisper, “He’s much more handsome than my dad, can you lend me a few days?”
Fu Xiaotuanzi blinked her eyes and said righteously, “No, this is my poop.”
After a pause, she patted her little chest, “But if you marry my brother, you can have my poop!”
The little girl was dumbfounded: “Eh?!”
Fu Xiaotuanzi thought to herself, “She’s such a good sister.
Where could one find a sister as good as her.
At three years old, she was already looking for a date for her own brother.
Mostly she was worried, her brother didn’t smile, how could he find a girlfriend in the future?
Her brother is not as lucky as Uncle Nie Yi, who has Auntie Mianxi to chase after.
Alas, he could only be nurtured from a young age.
“I’m going spicy.” Fu Xiaotuanzi waved her little hand towards the little girl, “See you tomorrow!”
After that, she ran towards Fu Yunshen, hugging his leg and rubbing it, “Poop!”
Her poop is the most handsome.
He had made her aesthetics very difficult.
Fu Xiaotuanzi sighed sadly.
What if, in the future, she couldn’t find a date either and became a dog.
“How was your day?” Fu Yunshen squatted down and stroked Fu Xiaotuanzi’s head, “Or else, go straight to primary school?”
“It’s quite fun.” Fu Xiaotuanzi nodded, “I’ll go to primary school when I’m tired of playing.”
As she said this, she looked up proudly, “Poopy, I’m superb, I found a date for my brother.”
Hearing these words, Fu Yunshen slowly looked up and smiled, “Hmm? Changle is so good to your brother?”
“Yes, yes.” Fu Xiaotuanzi twiddled her fingers, “I want to marry my brother off early.”
Fu Yunshen didn’t reply to this, he looked at the time, “Let’s go.”
The two figures, one big and one small, drew a lot of glances from pa*sers-by.
“Poop.” Fu Xiaoyuanzi, who had been a good boy, suddenly spoke, “Do you mind if I write in my diary that you are the number one killer on the nok forum?”
Fu Yunshen’s expression paused and his eyelids lifted, “Mommy isn’t enough for you to write about, huh?”
Fu Xiaotuanzi’s little face was torn, “The teacher said I was exaggerating and told me to write realistically, but I’m already being modest.”
“Then don’t be modest.” Fu Yunshen picked Fu Xiaotuanzi up, “What do you want to eat tonight?”
As soon as food was mentioned, Fu Xiaotuanzi forgot about other things and threw her hands up, “I want to eat crayfish.”
“No, it’s too oily and too spicy, how old are you, get another one.”
“……”
Fu Xiaoyuanzi agonised for a while, “But I like spicy food.”
This taste is quite similar to Ying Ziji’s.
“Then let’s talk about it when we get back.” Fu Yunshen pinched her face, “Your mother is going out with your grandmother and will only come back in the evening, so daddy will take you and your brother shopping?”
“Ma Ma went out with Grandma?” Alarm bells went off in Fu Xiaotuanzi’s heart, super loud, “Did Ma Ma go to steal food!”
Fu Yunshen: “……”
From now on, when he and Ying go out, he definitely can’t take Fu Changle with him.
When she got home, Fu Xiaotuanzi ran da-da-da to change her clothes.
After changing, she found that Fu Changyu was still doing experiments, so she had to wait aside in boredom.
Fu Yunshen was standing in the garden outside the villa on the phone.
Fu Xiaotuanzi blinked and went upstairs.
She pushed open the door to the study and climbed onto the computer chair.
Fu Xiaotuanzi quietly opened her computer and logged onto the nok forum.
Her poop wouldn’t let her play and actually had no idea that she had been water posting for ages.
Moreover, she would hack into the forum system and molest the administrators.
There were a lot of people in this forum, but they were all so silly and stupid.
But chatting with the sand carvers every day, Fu Xiaotuanzi is very happy.
Having inherited Ying Zidian’s ability of divine calculation, Fu Xiaotuanzi was born knowing all the words, and she reads posts on the forum without any obstacles.
[Urgent help, who has a ticket to the City of Worlds? I’ll buy them at a high price.]
[A heavy demand for the alchemical drug of the president of Norton University.]
[Can anyone get in touch with the alliance leader of the Hacker League? I need to place an order!
Fu Xiaoyuanzi rested her face as she read through the round of posts.
Today’s posts were so boring, none of them were interesting.
What she liked to read most was the gossip that those silly uncles at ibi were exposing to each other.
It seemed like Uncle Anthony wasn’t doing anything interesting today, the nok forum was all quiet.
Look at her.
Fu Xiaoyuanzi tapped her keyboard and quickly typed a series of words before hitting publish.
She also gave herself a sweet top and red tag to ensure that everyone could see it.
I’m three years old, but everyone around me doesn’t believe me, what should I do?
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Human cubs are just the cutest!
I’ve got a lottery around my newest Weibo page for you to squat in, and I’m going to finish it off and ask for a monthly ticket by the way