In the next second, the crowd saw that the illusory ghostly face on Shangguan Yi’s back suddenly became clear.
Even those who hadn’t used the bowl of water from before and hadn’t opened their yin and yang eyes, surprisingly, they saw the terrifying pattern on his back.
As for Shangguan Yi himself, some hot air suddenly emerged from the top of his head, and he who was originally very spirited and very energetic suddenly became depressed, and dark circles emerged on his eyes, a look of bad rest.
“How could this happen?”Many people were astonished when they saw this.
Shangguan Yi, on the other hand, suddenly shivered, as if he had lost his soul and suddenly found it back, and his complexion instantly became tense.
Zhang Chu instantly asked, “Thinking about it now?”
Shangguan Yi’s teeth chattered at once, his face ugly, “I remember, I remember, there’s something in my room!”
The Shangguan family’s crowd all held their breath at once, straining their ears to listen carefully.
At this time Shangguan Yi said, “Last night, not long after I fell asleep, a woman entered my room.”
“Then, that woman got on my bed and quietly lay beside me, her hands, still moving on my body.”
“To the point that later on, she even pressed on top of me.”
When Shangguan Qingxue heard this, she immediately asked, “Won’t you run away?”
Shangguan Yi’s face was ugly, “If I can run, it’s not a ghost pressing on the bed.”
Immediately after Shangguan Yi said, “I understand everything in my heart, I clearly know that the female ghost is beside me, and is even making moves on me.”
“But, my hands and feet seem to be out of control.”
“That’s right, not only my hands and feet, even my eyes can’t open, I can’t open my mouth even if I want to shout.”
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, said, “Actually, it is possible to open your mouth, although you may not necessarily be able to send out a clear distress signal, you can send out some difficult sounds.”
Shangguan Yi’s mother also hurriedly said, “That’s right, he’s just letting out some strange screams.”
Immediately after, Shangguan Yi’s mother asked, “Mr Zhang, is he possessed? Please save my son!”
Zhang Chu thought for a moment before he said, “To solve the bell, he’s offended something with Taoist powers, so he has to solve it himself.”
“Solve it yourself? How do you solve it?”Shangguan Yi asked.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, asked Shangguan Yi, “Let me ask you, a week ago, did you enter some wild temple, or a long unoccupied Taoist temple or something like that?”
Shangguan Yi’s complexion changed slightly, followed by a nod, “There is indeed such a thing, I’ve been to a dilapidated nunnery, and I heard that it was haunted, but I don’t believe it.”
Zhang Chu smiled, “After going in, you didn’t do anything good, right?”
Shangguan Yi immediately looked embarrassed, “This ……”
He did do a little bit of inconvenient things inside, because he saw a statue inside that was quite exposed, so he climbed up high, peed, and bared that statue’s face.
At this time Zhang Chu said, “You are being weirded out by something inside, so at night, you will be ghosted, but then because the other party has a bit of Taoist skills, they can make you forget about the night during the day.”
“What then?”Shangguan Yi’s mother hurriedly asked.
At this time, Zhang Chu said, “Two ways, first, directly get an excavator, or get explosives, blow up that broken temple, bulldoze it, and then recuperate for a few days and you’ll be fine.”
Shangguan Yi hurriedly shook his head, “No, no, no, this won’t work, that nunnery can’t be blown up.”
Zhang Chu added, “Secondly, since you have already blasphemed, don’t be afraid of her, let her know how powerful you are, if you blaspheme her hard enough, she won’t pester you anymore.”
????
In the entire conference room, almost everyone had a head full of question marks.
What the hell was making blasphemy hard?
Originally, they had thought that Zhang Chu would say that since he couldn’t blow it up, he had to run to the temple to apologise to the people.
Generally speaking, if one had offended any of the gods, wasn’t that what they did, offer incense, kowtow, admit one’s faults, and beg the gods to let it go, and generally, the matter would be over.
But blasphemy? Most of them heard this solution for the first time.
Shangguan Yi shook his head, “Mr Zhang, I don’t quite understand.”
Zhang Chu laughed, “Don’t you always feel that that female ghost is on your bed?”
“Right!”Shangguan Yi said.
At this moment, Zhang Chu asked, “Then what did you do when the female ghost came into your bed?”
Shangguan Yi had a tangled look on his face, “What could I do, I could only struggle desperately, trying to break free. But actually, I couldn’t do anything, I could only get confused, my hands and feet didn’t listen to me, it was like I was paralysed.”
Zhang Chu laughed, “You’re doing it wrong.”
“Did it wrong?”
At this time, Zhang Chu said, “Tonight, if you feel that female ghost has once again gotten into your bed and is leaning on your side, don’t be afraid, just hold her head down and stuff it into your crotch.”
????
At this moment, the entire Shangguan family’s conference room, once again quieted down, everyone’s face was very wonderful.
Nima, what the hell kind of method is this? This is what you call making blasphemy hard?????
Shangguan Yi, on the other hand, looked at Zhang Chu speechlessly, “I say Mr Zhang, let’s not worry about whether or not the idea you gave us is reliable, the key problem is that my entire body can’t move when I’m being ghosted.”
Zhang Chu laughed, “It is precisely because your entire body cannot move that you need to have this thought.”
At this moment, Zhang Chu carefully explained:
“In fact, as long as you have this blasphemous thought of her in your mind, you have won.”
“This thing of ghostly pressure on the bed, the more scared you are, the more you want to break free, and the more nervous you are, the more she keeps threatening you.”
“On the contrary, the more you feel that she’s by your side, and you’re not afraid of her, but instead want to humiliate her, conquer her, and want to desecrate her, then this thing will be scared away by you.”
“As the saying goes, if a person is shameless, then the world is invincible, that’s what it means.”
With a few words, Zhang Chu bluffed Shangguan Yi.
But soon, he gritted his teeth, “Fine, then I’ll trust Zhang.”
Zhang Chu patted Shangguan Yi’s shoulder, “Cheer up, I believe in you.”
……
Shangguan Yi’s matter was considered resolved for the time being.
At this moment, Shangguan Qingxue rose once again and asked the crowd of the Shangguan Family, “Now, everyone finally believes in Zhang Chu’s abilities, right?”
“I still say that I did take a bit of money that I shouldn’t have used and did something for Zhang Chu.”
“However, the things I did were all for the Shangguan Family, and I think that in the future, Zhang Chu will definitely help our Shangguan Family as well, this is an investment, an investment in the future!”
At this moment, Shangguan Qingxue was glowing, looking very confident and radiant.
And quite a few people from the Shangguan family also nodded their heads, feeling that Shangguan Qingxue’s words were somewhat reasonable.
However, the eldest uncle, Shangguan Wenzheng, kept a stern face, looking very dissatisfied.
Finally, Shangguan Wenzheng spoke, “I admit, Mr Zhang is indeed very good at fortune telling.”
“However, the feng shui master that our great family needs is not the kind of character that is great at fortune telling, but a feng shui master that can improve great qi luck.”
At this moment, Shangguan Wenzheng’s voice was low, “I think, this is something that Mr Zhang will not deny.”