Big black dog look at their own will talk things exposed, suddenly hush:
“Hush, keep your voice down, after the founding of the country is not allowed to become a sperm, if people know that I can talk, they will have to take me to jail, I’m breaking the law do you know.”
Zhang Chu was immediately interested, there were many parrots that could talk, but dogs that could talk were really uncommon.
Of course, Zhang Chu wasn’t too surprised, because animals that could talk, Zhang Chu had also seen.
Zhang Chu still remembered that when he celebrated his ninth birthday, the Demoness Master Shang Xuan Yue had once captured a large talking toad.
That toad was as tall as Zhang Chu, could talk, and even called out to Zhang Chu’s younger brother.
Zhang Chu loved that big toad and even became friends with it for a day.
That night, the Demoness Master, Shang Xuan Yue, had stewed that big toad, and it was thievishly delicious!
At this moment, looking at this big talking dog, Zhang Chu couldn’t help but start drooling ……
And this big black dog instantly sensed that the atmosphere was not right, and it suddenly looked at Zhang Chu very vigilantly: ”Kid, what’s your expression? Have you ever eaten a talking animal!”
Zhang Chu hurriedly shook his head, “No no, I’m a very fraternal person, and I like to make friends with animals that can talk the most.”
The big black dog took several steps back in fear, looking alert: “No, you must have eaten talking animals!”
Saying that, the Big Black Dog’s nose sniffed hard, as if judging the scent on Zhang Chu’s body.
Soon, the big black dog exclaimed, “Sure enough, you’ve eaten it!”
Zhang Chu hemmed and hawed, “Don’t panic, what I ate wasn’t a dog.”
The big black dog once again took several steps back, clearly, Zhang Chu was a bit scary in the eyes of the big black dog.
On the other hand, Zhang Chu advanced a few steps, with a smile on his face that he thought was relatively amiable, he whispered:
“I say dog, you tore up my painting, let’s settle this score.”
The big black dog then shouted, “Bah, Laozi saved you okay, if Laozi didn’t tear up that painting, the things inside would run out, stare at you and make you wilt, blow on your breath and you’d be crippled.”
Zhang Chu smirked, “Is that so?”
The big black dog instantly felt dangerous, feeling that this little white man did not look like a good person.
Thus, this big black dog changed his words, “Big brother, let’s have a good conversation.”
Zhang Chu took a look at this big black dog’s good attitude and didn’t run away, so he said, “That’s fine, I don’t want to make things difficult for you, say it, how do you plan to compensate me for that painting.”
The big black dog opened his mouth and said, “Brother, I didn’t do it on purpose, I didn’t know that painting was yours either, I just saw something in that painting, and I was afraid that it would hurt someone, so I stepped in.”
“The way you said that, combined with the fact that I still have to thank you is that?”Zhang Chu asked.
The big black dog shrank his neck and whispered, “I don’t mean that, I’m just saying that no matter if you’re a human or a dog, you have to be reasonable.”
Zhang Chu had a dark face, “Cut the crap and say how to compensate.”
The big black dog opened his mouth, “I don’t have any money!”
Immediately after, the Big Black Dog’s eyes turned and said to Zhang Chu, “Why don’t I compensate you for the rice big brother, from today onwards, I’ll cover all your meals!”
“Rice???”Zhang Chu frowned and looked at Big Black Dog.
The Big Black Dog suddenly raised his eyebrows, “Brother, within this thirty-mile radius, I am familiar with all the graveyards, and almost every day, there are burials for the dead!”
“As long as someone’s family has died, when the suona sounds, I can immediately hear it!”
“As soon as the mourners leave, all those offerings left in the graveyard, be they roasted chickens, elbows, fruits, or even wine, will all belong to me.”
“One more person, it’s just one more mouth to feed, it’s totally enough for both of us brothers to eat.”
“In the future, big brother, you don’t need to cook, you don’t need to buy food, I’ll pack meals for you every day at the graveyard, guaranteed to be green and non-polluting.”
Zhang Chu’s face blackened as he listened, Nima, no wonder this dog would talk, it turned out to be a bloke who dabbled in the graveyard for a long time and naturally became a spirit!
The Big Black Dog spoke more and more energetically, as if it had already seen the bright prospect of bringing food to Zhang Chu after it had eaten and drank its fill at the graveyard.
Zhang Chu, on the other hand, hurriedly interrupted the Big Black Dog’s fantasy: “Wait, dog, save your breath, I don’t eat offerings in the graveyard!”
The Big Black Dog hurriedly said, “Then I can steal takeaways to feed you!”
Immediately after that, Big Black Dog began to brag about his record, “Brother, let me tell you, these days, as long as the mind doesn’t slip, there are always more ideas than difficulties.”
“There were a few days before, there had been no dead ones, I couldn’t stand it after two days of hunger, and as a result, I found out that a lot of people had people leave takeaways at the door after ordering them.”
“Then, no one cared if I stole takeout, and those days, I ate so many good things I’ve never eaten before.”
“It’s just that some idiots ordering takeaway had to order a lot of chilli, damn it made my butt hurt!”
Zhang Chu couldn’t help but ask, “Why did you have to eat chilli with your butt?”
The Big Black Dog was stunned and his mind was a bit baffled.
But soon, the Big Black Dog said, “Brother, don’t worry, in the future, if I have a mouthful of rice to eat, you’ll have a bowl of soup to drink, and I’ll definitely be able to raise you white and fat.”
Zhang Chu was slightly stunned, listening to the meaning of this big black dog, it wanted to follow itself in the future?
Immediately after that, Zhang Chu realised that the so-called loyal slave was not the ghost servant in that painting at all, but this big black dog in front of him, right?
However, once he thought that this big black dog wanted him to follow him to dilly-dally in the graveyard, or to steal takeaways to feed himself, Zhang Chu felt a pain in his balls.
But on second thought, a big talking dog was indeed kind of cool!
At this moment, Zhang Chu looked at the big black dog and finally nodded his head, “That’s fine, in the future, you’ll follow me around.”
“Alright brother, in the future, I will steal takeaways every day to feed you.”The big black dog said.
Zhang Chu’s face darkened, hurriedly said, “That’s not too much need, I still can afford to eat.”
Big Black Dog, however, persuaded, “Brother, you don’t understand, stolen things smell better than bought things!”
Zhang Chu was instantly left with a head full of question marks, there was still this kind of argument?
Soon, the big black dog finished those elbows and roasted chicken, burping comfortably.
Then, one person and one dog left the graveyard together.
While walking, Zhang Chu chatted with the big dog.
“Big Dog, do you have a name?”
The big black dog shook its head, “No name, but you can call me Master Dog, in the old days, when someone saw that I could talk, they would kowtow to me and call me Master Dog.”
Zhang Chu’s face darkened, this dead dog, still always thinking of taking advantage of himself.
So Zhang Chu said, “If you want to die you can just say it directly, no need to beat around the bush.”
When the big dog heard this, he immediately said honestly, “Brother, I don’t have a name, why don’t you give me a name?”
“That’s fine.”Zhang Chu said.
Zhang Chu thought for a moment and finally spoke, “From now on, you will be called Hot Pot.”
The Big Black Dog, who was getting excited, heard this name and instantly couldn’t walk.
Hot Pot?
Then what did I go back with you to do ah, deliver meat? How about I bring another brother and name him Pepper, dog meat with pepper, perfect!
Zhang Chu looked at the big black dog stopped, suddenly turned back and shouted: “Go ah, froze to do what?”
The big black dog looked upset, “Brother, this name, is it serious?”
Zhang Chu hemmed and hawed, “The name is just a name, it’s just a name, in case the winter is cold …… Oh no, I mean, the cheap name is good to feed, the name Hot Pot, it can make you live a long life.”
The big black dog was torn for a while, but in the end, it surprisingly hurriedly followed up again and recognised the name.
“Hot Pot, tell us about your origin, how did you become a stray dog?”Zhang Chu asked.